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estefaldina ‏@estefaldina

Concurso para followers A LOS QUE NO SIGO: Mandadme un enlace a vuestro mejor tuit y a las 3:30 le doy un copón al más molón.


Deimos @estefaldina mejor te nos metes el copón por el culo

[mayhem]

@GaryJanetti I feel so bad. I just found out we're not supposed to say retarded anymore. I guess we're gonna have to start giving them names then.

@weldonp Creo que los de la máquina de hacer maricas calvas con barba vigoréxicas están haciendo huelga japonesa.

@masaenfurecida LOS COMERCIANTES DE SOL SE VAN A FORRAR SIN ACAMPADAS DE INDIGNADOS EN LA PLAZA Y UN IVA DEL 21% ACAMPADO EN SUS COJONES.

@GaryJanetti There's no greater way to show your love for your child than to put them on a reality show where they dance in front of an obese woman.

@yolandagan Hombre, si los mimos son espectáculo, no veo por qué los funerales no lo van a ser.

@ralonsobartol Lo de @apropios_rne y @JuanraLucas es como el cambio de ciclo de Florentino a Del bosque? Cumplen su papel con éxito pero no ponen el culo.

[wendigo]

http://finofilipino.com/post/2898998139 ... limenticia

[mayhem]

@dunker A ver si hacen más recortes ya, que aburren tantas noticias del chándal olímpico.

‏@GaryJanetti I'm sorry, I don't see why you can't have a crack house AND have it tastefully decorated.

@MrGeneHong I've been fighting Asian stereotypes since 27^(2/3) x (15^2 - 5)

@FacuDiazT Hola @PPopular, ya estoy imputado. Dadme un cargo.

@RealDaveWright I'm gonna hang a Superman outfit in my closet to fuck with future Alzheimers me.

@eldey5 -No se dice negro, se dice afroamericano. -Vale, pues el futuro de España es muy afroamericano.

@WhatsappDice Ahora lo de borrar a alguien de tu vida es un rollo. Le tienes que borrar de WhatsApp, Tuenti, Facebook, Twitter... Lo mejor es matarlo.

[rianxeira]

http://inagist.com/all/234940917897891840/

[Yongasoo]

¿Por qué me haces esto? Después de entrar varias veces en imgur estaba recobrando lentamente la fe en la humanidad, pero nop, eso ya no va a pasar.

[Johann Krauss]

http://www.teinteresa.es/deportes/herma ... 25460.html

@KieraTruee: "I need another answer besides Gasol from Spain, I know that but he play for the US sooo, again did he have a choice to play for Spain?"

@itsladolcevita: "I'm confused as 2 y Pau & Marc Gasol R playing 4 Spain? I know they're from Spain but they're American so R they also playing 4 team #USA?"

@saritacheeks: "Hey, what the hell, isn't Gasol American ???? #Olympics2012#MensBasketball"

@Yeyen_neyeY: "Just realised gasol is a spanish . I thought he is american"

@MagicCityRegi: "Am I the only one weirded out whenever an American is playing for another country? #Olympics2012 #basketball #Ibaka #Gasol#USA"

@shana_monique: "I find it weird how Gasol is playing for Spain and he's on an American team. That's so stupid"

@Cobb_A18: "Gasol quit complaining you live in America you make American money and you have a huge house in America! What has Spain done for you?...."

@LookThereJuju: "are you sure gasol is mexican? cause that nigga be looking white as hail LOL"

@Genenne: "Maybe I don¿t understand the concept of the Olympics but why is Gasol playing on Spain¿s team and not USA? Please don¿t crucify me lol"

[mayhem]

Lo traigo muy anglófono, hoy. Castellanoparlantes, espabilad.

@BrianRScully Anyone who has ever used the word "leadership" to describe themselves in a sentence, is an asshole.

@TheBiggIdea Attention neighbors: I just found my old harmonica. And I'm feeling blue. And I'm not good at harmonica.

@GaryJanetti I don't care how poor you are you can still afford hair product.

@GaryJanetti Always start talking about your life before the other person can start talking about theirs.

@albertohh4 El 15M tiene de revolucionario lo que Intereconomía de demócratas

@DamienFahey Everyone stop crowding around the baggage carousel. No one wants to steal your suitcase full of ugly clothes.

@SethMacFarlane I fear no man or thing the way I fear a bee in my car.

@GaryJanetti I know you guys worked really hard for those medals but we kinda forgot who you are already.

@DamienFahey The phrase, "You're on speakerphone" is enough to make you realize we're all terrible human beings.

@DamienFahey The completely inane bullshit I read on my phone doesn't deserve the super intense face I make while staring at it.

@PeterGriffiin What do you use to blindfold a Chinese guy? A shoelace.

[LunaOskura]

Sólo vengo a comentar que tengo un problema con mi twitter, se han borrado por arte de magia algunos de mis tweets, la mayoría eran respuestas a otros.
¿Será el FBI? ¿Tan malos eran? ¿Le ha pasado a alguien mais?

[Grumete]

Yo solo paso a decir que prácticamente ni puta idea.

Ni de como funciona ni de ná, a grosso modo.