WTF

[wendigo]

AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact
ADD Attention Deficit Disorder
ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
ADN Any Day Now
AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned
AFAICR As Far As I Can Recall
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK As Far As I Know
AFAIR As Far As I Recall
AFJ April Fools' Joke
AFK Away From Keyboard
AFOG Another Fucking Opportunity for Growth
AHPF All Hail Pass Fail (via MIT)
YA x AICMFP You are x and I claim my five pounds (Britishism; via old newspaper promo)
AISB Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria
AIUI As I Understand It
AKA Also Known As
AP Age Play
AS Another Subject
ASAP As Soon As Possible
ASL Age-Sex-Location
ASNWS A Simple No Would Suffice
ATM At The Moment
ATSL Along The Same Lines
AUP Acceptable Use Policy
AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again?
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet
AYMK As You May Know
B&D Bondage and Discipline
B4N Bye For Now
BAC By Any Chance
BAG Busting A Gut
BAGL Busting A Gut Laughing
BBFN Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit
BBL [I'll] Be Back Later
BBM Big Beautiful Man
BBS Bulletin Board Service / Be Back Soon
BBW Big Beautiful Woman
BCNU Be Seeing You
BDSM Bondage & Discipline, Dominance & Submission, Sado-Masochism
BDSMLMNOP BDSM and whatever else we might do
BEG Big Evil Grin
BF Boy Friend
BFD Big Fucking Deal
BFNN Bizarre Format with No Name (document format)
BIAB Back In A Bit
BIAF Back In A Few
BIAS Back In A Second
BIAW Back In A While
BION Believe It Or Not
BIOYIOP Blow It Out Your Input Output Port
BITD Back In The Day
BNF Big Name Fan
BOFH Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BPD Borderline Personality Disorder
BRB [I'll] Be Right Back
BSOD Blue Screen of Death (Windows NT, et al.)
BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry
BTA But Then Again
BTDT Been There, Done That
BTDTGTTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTSOOM Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTTH Butt To The Head
BTW By The Way
BWG Big Wide Grin
BYKT But You Knew That
BYKTA But You Knew That Already
BYOB Bring Your Own (Bottle|Booze)
CB Chastity Belt
CBT Cock and Ball Torture/Training
CD Cross Dresser
CIS Complete and Irrevocable Submission
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNC Consensual Non Consent
CNP Continued [In My] Next Post
CO Clothing Optional
COTS Commercial Off The Shelf
CP Corporal Punishment
CTS Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
CTTOI Come To Think Of It
CU See You
CUL See You Later
CW Continuous Wave (the carrier type used for Morse code communications)
CW Conventional Wisdom
CYA Cover Your Ass
CYL See You Later
CYT Cute Young Thing
C|N>K "Coffee (piped through) Nose, (redirected to) Keyboard"
D/S or D/s Dominance and Submission
DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell
DARFC Duck And Run For Cover
DBT Dialectical Behavior Therapy
DEB Don't Even Bother
DGT Don't Go There
DID Dissociative Identity Disorder (used to be MPD)
DIIK Damned If I Know
DILLIGAFF Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
DKF Dreaded Koosh Flogger
DL Download
DLG Devilish Little Grin
DLTDHYITAOYWO Dont Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out
DMQ Do-Me Queen
DNDK Don't Know, Don't Care
DNPM Damn Near Pissed Myself
DOM Dirty Old Man
DOYC Deity Of Your Choice
DOYKB Down On Your Knees, Bitch
DQOTD Dumb Question Of The Day
DSW Dick Size War
DTA Don't Trust Anybody
DTRT Do The Right Thing (contrast with DTWT)
DTWT Do The Wrong Thing (contrast with DTRT)
DTYD Drink Till You Drop (party at MIT)
DWAI Don't Worry About It
DWIM Do What I Mean
DWIW Do What I Want
DWYW Do What You Want
DoS Denial of Service
EANAB Equally Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverage
ECP Excessive Cross Posting
EG Evil Grin
EGBOK Everything is Going to Be OK
EIP Everything Is Permissible
EMFBI Excuse Me For Butting In
EOD End Of Discussion
EOL End Of Lecture
EOM End Of Message
EOT End Of Thread
EPID Every Person Is Different
ESOSL Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ETLA Extended Three Letter Acronym
ETOPS Engines Turn Or Passengers Swim (powerboats)
F2F Face to Face
FA Fat Admirer, one who prefers a fat sexual/romantic partner
FAIK For All I Know
FAQ Frequently Asked Question(s)
FF Fist Fucking
FFR For Future Reference
FGM Female Genital Mutilation
FIAWOL Fandom Is A Way Of Life
FIIK Fuck If I Know
FITB Fill In The Blank
FLT Fermat's Last Theorem
FM Fibromyalgia
FMTYEWTK Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FOAD Fuck Off And Die
FOTCL Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FSDO For Some Definition Of
FSVO For Some Value Of
FTM For That Matter (or Female To Male trans)
FTMP For The Most Part
FTR For The Record
FTSO Fuck The Skull Of
FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All [Repair|Recognition]
FUD Fear, Uncertainty And Doubt
FWIW For What It's Worth
FYI For Your Information
FYIV Fuck You, I'm Vested
G Grin
GAFIATe (to) Get Away From It All
GCD Greatest Common Divisor
GD&R Grinning, Ducking, and Running (after a smart ass comment)
GF Girl Friend
GG Genetic Girl
GHOD General Heuristic Organizing Device
GIWIST Gee I Wish I'd Said That
GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans
GLG Goofy Little Grin
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
GOK God Only Knows
GOTFIA Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI Get On With It
GS Golden Shower
GoAT Go Away, Troll
HAND Have A Nice Day
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame
HHOK Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHVF Ha ha, very funny
HNG Horny Net Geek
HSF (variants: H-S-F, H*S*F) Hand-Staple-Forehead (theatrical angst)
HTH Hope This Helps (often used with HAND)
HWNINS He whose name is not spoken
HWP Height and Weight Proportional (i.e.: "normal" build)
HWSNBN He Who Should Not Be Named
HWWNBN He Who Will Not Be Named
IAC In Any Case
IAE In Any Event
IAMFI I ask merely for information
IAMTA I ask merely to annoy
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer
IAP Internet Access Provider
IAW In Accordance With
IC I See
ICOCBW I Could Of Course Be Wrong
ICS Ice Cream Stick
ICYWC In Case You Were Curious
IDIC Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations (via Star Trek)
IDK I Don't Know
IERS International Earth Rotation Service
IETGFTP It's Easier To Get Forgiveness Than Permission
IHNJ,IJLTS I Have No Joke, I Just Like To Say... (via David Letterman)
IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place
IIANM If I Am Not Mistaken
IINM If I'm Not Mistaken
IIRC If I Recall/Remember Correctly
IITYWYBAD If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
ILTFP I Love This Place
IM Instant Message
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCDO In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO In My Considered Opinion
IME In My [Experience|Estimation]
IMHO In My [Humble|Honest] Opinion
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO In My Opinion
IMSLTHO In My Slightly/Somewhat Less Than Humble Opinion
IMX In My eXperience (perferred form: IME)
INPO In No Particular Order
IOTTMCO Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOW In Other Words
IRC Internet Relay Chat
IRL In Real Life
IRT In Reply To, In Regard To
ISBAB I Should Have Brought A Book
ISO In Search Of
ISP Internet Service Provider
ISTM It Seems To Me
ISTR I Seem To Recall
ITAS It Takes All Sorts
ITMT In The MeanTime
ITPIR If The Price Is Right
ITSFWI If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITYM I Think You Mean
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean
JAFO Just Another Fucking Observer
JAPH Just A Perl Hacker
JC Just Curious
JK Just Kidding
JMO Just My Opinion
JOOC Just Out of Curiosity
JTLYK Just To Let You Know
KHYF Know How You Feel
KISS Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT Keep In Touch
KLB Known Lazy Bastard
L8R Later
LAB&TYD Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LARP Live Action Role Playing
LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool (i.e.: clue-by-four)
LDR Long Distance Relationship
LLD Leather Lifestyle Dork
LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off
LNF Late Night Food
LOL Laughing Out Loud
LPOS Losing Piece of Shit
LSHIS Laughed So Hard I Shit
LTMS Laughing To MySelf
LTMSH Laughing 'til My Sides Hurt
LTNS Long Time No See
LTNT Long Time No Type
LTR Long Term Relationship
MEU (Henry Fowler's) Modern English Usage (OUP, ed. by R.W. Burchfield)
MILF Mother I'd Like to Fuck
MOOS Member Of Opposite Sex (usage at Brown U.)
MORF Male Or Female
MOSS Member Of Same Sex (usage at Brown U.)
MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTIS Member Of The Inappropriate Sex
MOTOPS Member of the Oppositely-Plumbed Sex
MOTOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS Member Of The Same Sex
MPD Multiple Personality Disorder
MTF More To Follow (or Male to Female trans)
MUNG Mung Until No Good (recursive acronym in fine old Unix tradition)
MYOB Mind Your Own Business
NBD No Big Deal
NBL Not Bloody Likely
NC Non-Consensual
NFC No Fucking Clue
NFI No Fucking Idea
NFR Not Flame Related
NG News Group
NICBDAT Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIH Not Invented Here
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard
NIMTO Not In My Term Of Office
NLA National Leather Association
NOYL Not On Your Life
NP No Problem
NPLU Not People Like Us
NQOS Not Quite Our Sort
NRE New Relationship Energy
NRN No Reply Necessary
NTYMI Now That You Mention It
OBE Overtaken By Events (see OTBE)
OIC Oh I See
OMFG Oh! My fucking God
OMG Oh! My God
OOC Out Of Curiosity
OOTD One Of These Days
OOTQ Out Of The Question
OT Off-Topic
OTBE OverTaken By Events
OTGH On The Gripping Hand (via "The Mote in God's Eye"; implies multi-valued logic.)
OTK Over The Knee
OTOH On The Other Hand
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head
OTW One True Way
P&M Posted & Mailed
PCF Puritanical Control Freaks
PDA Public Display of Affection
PDG Pretty Damn Good
PDQ Pretty Damned Quickly
PFHOMW Printed, Framed, and Hanging On My Wall
PHB Pointy-Haired Boss (Dilbert)
PITA Pain In The Ass
PIV Penis-In-Vagina (type of sex)
PKB Pot [calling the] Kettle Black
PLOKTA Press Lots of Keys to Abort
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
POA Power Of Attorney
POS Piece of Shit
POSSLQ Person Of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POV Point Of View
PPL Pretty Please (or "people", when in lowercase)
PS PostScript
PSA Public Service Announcement
PVFS Post Viral Fatigue Syndrome
QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum (which was to be demonstrated)
QEF Quod Erat Faciendum (which was to be done)
RHPS Rocky Horror Picture Show
RL Real Life
ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLASTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTBA Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAAOBPO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOSTC Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLPMP Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Peeing My Pants
ROTFLWM Rolling On The Floor Laughing, Wetting Myself
ROTM Right On The Money
RSN Real Soon Now
RTFB Read The [Fucking|Fine] Book
RTFM Read The [Fucking|Fine] Manual
RTFMP Read The [Fucking|Fine] Man Page
RTFS Read The [Fucking|Fine] Source
RTFSA Read the Fucking Stock Answer
RW Real World
SAD Seasonal Affective Disorder
SAM Smart Assed Masochist
SCA Society for Creative Anachronism
SCFTHI Smiley Captioned for the Humor-Impaired
SD Sensory Deprivation
SEP Someone Else's Problem
SFA Sweet Fuck All
SFDH Shit Flows Down Hill
SFP Self-Fulfulling Prophecy
SHID Slaps Head In Disgust
SIK Society for Interactive Killing (LARP)
SITD Still In The Dark
SM, S&M Sado-Masochism, Sex Magick
SMLSFB So Many Losers, So Few Bullets
SMOF Secret Master Of Fandom (the people who *really* get things done)
SMOP Simple Matter Of Programming
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNERT Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO Significant Other
SOL Shit Outa Luck
SOML Story Of My Life
SOP Standing Operational Proceedures
SOW Speaking Of Which
SQO Some Quantity Of
SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual
SSDD Same Shit, Different Day
STBY Sucks To Be You
STD Sexually Transmitted Disease
STFU Shut The Fuck Up
STFW Search The [Fine|Fucking] Web
STI Sexually Transmitted Infection
STL SomeThing Like
STR Spot The Reference
SUT Stupid User Tricks
SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAHBI Silly, Wild-Assed Hare-Brained Idea
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss
SWEIN So What Else Is New
SYT Sweet Young Thing
TAF That's All Folks
TAFN That's All For Now
TANJ There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTASQ There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TBH To Be Honest
TENS Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It
TFTB Topping From The Bottom
TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time
TG TransGendered
THOK Thundering Horde Of Kittens
TIA Thanks In Advance
TIC Tongue In Cheek
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC There Is No Cabal (in response to any mention of the Cabal)
TIWTGLGG This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TMI Too Much Information
TMPTAWWTLO The Missionary Position Twice a Week With the Lights Out
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do it (Perl's motto)
TOBAL There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG This Oughta Be Good
TOCOTOX TOo COmplicated TO eXplain
TOS Terms Of Service
TOTBAL There Ought To Be A Law
TPE Total Power Exchange
TPTB The Powers That Be
TS TransSexual
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN Ta Ta For Now
TTYL Talk To You Later
TTYS Talk To You Soon
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow
TTYTT To Tell You The Truth
TV Transvestite
TWIAVBP The World Is a Very Big Place
TYVM Thank You Very Much
U&A&LI Used and Abused and Loving It
UCE Unsolicited commercial e-mail (spam)
UTSL Use The Source, Luke
VBG Very Big Grin
VEG Very Evil Grin
WIBAMU Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIITWD Whatever It Is That We Do
WIITWDH Whatever It Is That We Do Here
WLOG without loss of generality
WOA Work Of Art
WOB Waste of Bandwidth
WRT With Respect To
WS Water Sports
WTF {What,Where,Who,Why} The Fuck
WTH {What,Where,Who,Why} The Hell
WTMI Way Too Much Information (see TMI)
WWWWW Which Was What We Wanted
WYSBYGI What You See Before You Get It
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get
WYTYSYDG What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
YAFA Yet Another Fucking Abbreviation
YAFGE Yet Another Fucking Growth Experience
YAP Yet Another Ploy
YGLT You're Gonna Love This
YKINMK Your Kink Is Not My Kink
YKINMKBTOK You Kink Is Not My Kink But That's OK
YKINMKBYKIOK Your Kink Is Not My Kink But Your Kink Is OK
YKINOK Your Kink Is Not OK (bigotry)
YKIOK Your Kink Is OK
YKIOKIJNMK Your Kink Is OK, It's Just Not My Kink
YKMV Your Kilometrage May Vary
YKWIM You Know What I Mean
YKYBHTLW You Know You've Been Hacking Too Long When...
YKYBRUTLW You Know You've Been Reading Usenet Too Long When...
YKYWT You Know You Want To
YM x You [mean|misspelled] x (frequently followed by HTH HAND)
YMBJ You Must Be Joking
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary
YT Yours Truly
frex For Example

[arafat]

Wendigo, there's one left:

MILF Mothers I'd Like to Fuck

[wendigo]

Wendigo, there's one left:

MILF Mothers I'd Like to Fuck

Edited.

IMAO this post is worth a post-it.

[Lobogris]

Güendingou, you are a TG TV freak.

PD: Search in the list, you KLB with a STD.

PPD: LTMS

[|Cool|]

I think these should be on the list...
OMG - Oh my god
OMFG - Oh my fucking god
1 Saludo
|Cool|

[mapoche]

ICS = Ice-Cream Stick

yeah

[Blanquita]

Güendingou, you are a TG TV freak.

PD: Search in the list, you KLB with a STD.

PPD: LTMS

It's been a long time, my dear Bones. Where were you? I feared you were dead my darling, but now I see the sun again.

Muakisss

[curreta]

Muakisss

In english please, Smaks -de kellog's-

[wendigo]

Güendingou, you are a TG TV freak.

PD: Search in the list, you KLB with a STD.

PPD: LTMS

SMLSFB

I think these should be on the list...
OMG - Oh my god
OMFG - Oh my fucking god
1 Saludo
|Cool|

Too obvious, can't believe it wasn't

[Lobogris]

It's been a long time, my dear Bones. Where were you? I feared you were dead my darling, but now I see the sun again.

Muakisss

Well, you know, I´m always prowlin´ around, spooky girl.

If you need my help, whistle (or send me a private message).

PD: Try to break the bad habit of Danielle Stelle´s novels.