The Country, Bluegrass & Married Toothless Cousins' Thread

[Fulanita]

Di la verdad, Chifli: ¿¿tú a esa edad ya veías los telediarios??

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[Chiflágoras]

Claro que ponía el telediario a esa edad, no veas como arrullaba para la siesta de después del tituto.

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[Fulanita]

Ehr... Yo es que a esas horas veía Al salir de clase.

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[Nicotin]

Cuando la Pataky aún no se había operado y cuando la Palazón era jovencita y tenía el culo que tenía. A mí es que la Palazón siempre me ha puesto.

Pero la serie era nefastita, eh. Horrible.

[Fulanita]

Apestosita, sí, pero enganchante. Y de ahí salió el maldito Fran Perea.

[Chiflágoras]

A mí me gustaba más Al salir del after

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Toma New Riders Of The Purple Sage:

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[Fulanita]

Este hombre era un puto genio.

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Uno de sus discos se llama "All about chicken" en el que todas las canciones hablan sobre el chicken: Chicken Walk, Chicken Hop, Chicken Shake, Cookin' Chicken y, por supuesto, Chicken Blues.

[Chiflágoras]

Una mujer hablando de Hasil Adkins...

OLA FULANITA, CREO QUE TE HAMO ¿QUIERES COMPARTIR PIELES DE POLLO CONMIGO?

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Well Bubba and Leonard
Were listening to Skynyrd
When the moonshine exploded

So thay fired there guns
Started to run
And then everybody reloaded

Got to the truck
To go get drunk
And chain guzzle cans of hot beer

When outta nowhere
There stood a bear
But they only hit a deer

Thay got little bitty brains
And great big guns

(Chorus:)
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
Tearing up the Everglades
I'm on a Redneck Rampage
huntin' down Jimmy Page

Got some Dunamite
In case there's a fight
And a big 'ole whup ass stick

Love to uck dance
Can't stand France
And Martha Stewart makes me sick

I'm a fart lightin' fool
Kicked outta school
My family tree is a stump

Real minimum wage renegade
Master of the snipe hunt

[Redneckensson]

Hablando de estas cosas, cuando dice que su melena no puede ocultar su cuello reojo se refiere evidentemente a un mullet:

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Country DJ's knows that I'm an outlaw.
They'd never come to see me in this dive.
Where bikers stare at cowboys who are laughen' at the hippies.
Who are prayen' they'll get out of her alive.

The loud mouth in the corners gett'en to me.
Talking about my earrings and my hair.
I guess he aint read the sign that says I've been to prison.
Someone aught to warn him, before I knock him off his chair.

Cause my long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
I've won every fight I've ever faught.
And I don't need some turkey telling me that I ain't country.
Say'en I aint worth a damn old, ticket that he bought.


Cause I can sing all those songs about Texas,
And I still do all the sad one's that I know.
They tell me, I look like Merle Haggard,
And sound alot like David Allen Coe.

And the barmaid in the last town that we played in.
Knew the words to every song I wrote.
She said Jimmy Rabbit turned her on to my last album.
Just about the time the jukebox broke.

Ya Jonny Cash helped me get out of prison.
Long before Rodriquez stole that goat.
I've been a Rhinestone Cowboy for so long I can't remember.
And I can do you every song Hank Williams ever wrote.


And I can sing all those songs about Texas,
And I still do all the sad one's that I know.
I can't help it, I like Merle Haggard,
And sound alot like David Allen Coe.

[Fulanita]

Un par de canciones de nenas para que se vea mi lado pequeño pony.

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