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Alvarito escribió:http://rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
Me he reído.
Las hay buenas:
Face/Off
Directed by John Woo
1997
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Nicolas Cage Being John Travolta
Raaah, wooo, bluuuh.
John Travolta Being Nicolas Cage
Wahh.
(71,928,033 bullets later, everything is FIXED.)
THE END
Speed
Directed by Jan de Bont
1994
Ultra-Condensed by Liron Caspi
Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the elevator.
Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the elevator. (saves elevator)
Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the bus.
Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the bus. (saves bus)
Dennis Hopper
I will blow up the subway.
Keanu Reeves
Oh no. Not the subway. (saves subway)
THE END
Mortal Kombat
Directed by Paul Anderson
1995
Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Deeny
Shang Tsung
Back, Back, Forward, Forward + High Punch
Liu Kang
Down, Forward, Back, Back + High Kick
THE END
Juas.
Everyone Says I Love You
Directed by Woody Allen
1996
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Woody Allen
I'm neurotic.
Audience
We know.
Woody Allen
Yes, but this time I'm going to sing about it. (bursts into song)
THE END
Die Hard
Directed by John McTiernan
1988
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Alan Rickman
Har har har.
Bruce Willis
Grunt sigh moan grunt holler yell sigh wince groan cringe grunt.
(A chair BLOWS UP. Then the elevator BLOWS UP. Then a room BLOWS UP. Then the building BLOWS UP. Then the entire universe BLOWS UP. But the badguy STILL ISN'T DEAD YET. Then the badguy dies.)
THE END
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- Bomba Sexual del pHoro<br><b>Ñrgggg</b>
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The Films of David Lynch
Ultra-Condensed by Stephen Keller and Samuel Stoddard
Some Woman
I do enjoy my nice, idyllic lifestyle, but I hope that underneath my seemingly perfect suburban world there is corruption and evil.
(SOME WOMAN discovers her OWN CORPSE and is ARRESTED.)
Midget
Someday that gum you like is going to come back in style.
Hit Man
(laughs cryptically)
(An EYE is slit open with a RAZOR BLADE. We learn that SOMEBODY was really SOME WOMAN all along, and they were on the MOON.)
THE END
Tenía que salir por cojones un enano, lo sabía.
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tripetido!
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