Pholocausto Cani-bal (ineya inside)

[dunker]

En el chamizo de Hotrali tenemos unos cuantos sacamantecas indeseables. He matado a uno y he dado un toquecito con la vara de avellano a los otros para ver cuánta vida les quedaba, pero están todos muy sanotes: hay un par de ellos en 83 y otro par en 63 (los que tienen menos HP son los que menos nivel tienen; mirad los perfiles).

Y abajo a la derecha de Hotrali está nuestro hamigo Mourning. Y como su propio nombre indica, le he dado los buenos días. La putada es que como estoy/sigo cursed, solo le he dejado en 43. Podéis acercaros y rematar la faena.

[poshol na]

Y abajo a la derecha de Hotrali está nuestro hamigo Mourning. Y como su propio nombre indica, le he dado los buenos días. La putada es que como estoy/sigo cursed, solo le he dejado en 43. Podéis acercaros y rematar la faena.

Está a 21. Joder, de cada 5 machetazos o palazos he acertado uno...

[dunker]

Me encanta crear muñecos nuebos y realizar pasadas de exterminio: Guiston Bogarde ha matado a Mourning y, en el chamizo de Hotrali, a Naux y Greed.

A este ritmo voy a acabar con cincuenta muñecos. Pero y lo bien que me lo paso, ¿qué?

[Straika]

Habia un inphiel en la choza médica, le he dicho que el ojo de Poly está fijo en él, que o abraza la phé o que muera.

Después lo he matao:

You attack Zillah with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die.

You collect the head of Zillah and clean it up before adding the skull to what you're carrying.

MUAHAHA, y con esta, 14 cabezas!.

[Yongasoo]

Also, el tipo que decía que pensaba que había hecho algo para ofendernos y que uno de nosotros lo había matado y pedía que no lo mataramos, que ahora no recuerdo donde lo leí, era Zillah

You attack Zillah with a wooden club for 3 damage. They die.

Juju, aluego entro al foro de Shartak a ver que dice el muchacho.

[Tarzanete]

MUAHAHA, y con esta, 14 cabezas!.

Jajaja, catooorce cabezas!

[Jordison]

Ni al lado del shaman.

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You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:07)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:07)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:07)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:07)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear Hodrali calling for assistance from right here. (2009-03-12 00:08)
Death Eagle kills Hodrali with a wooden club. (2009-03-12 00:08)
Death Eagle kills Hodrali with a wooden club. (2009-03-12 00:08)
Death Eagle kills Hodrali with a wooden club. (2009-03-12 00:08)
Death Eagle kills Hodrali with a wooden club. (2009-03-12 00:08)
Death Eagle kills Hodrali with a wooden club. (2009-03-12 00:08)
Death Eagle kills Hodrali with a wooden club. (2009-03-12 00:08)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:11)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:11)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:15)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
PrimeroPhorero turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:16)
pHrigoPie turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
Hak Hak turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:16)
chicopHino turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Croquetison turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:17)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-03-12 00:17)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Guiston Bogarde turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:17)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Caballero Mongoloide turns white as a sheet, and keels over dead. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Edvard Munch attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Edvard Munch attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Edvard Munch attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2009-03-12 00:17)
Edvard Munch kills Salchichordison with a machete. (2009-03-12 00:18)

[Yongasoo]

Jojo, es que cuando el shaman no está, los espiritus bailan.

Otra cosa, se acuerdan de lama, el moderador del foro que nos editaba los mensajes?

You attack lama with a cutlass for 3 damage. They die.
Underworld log successful.

Jeje.

[mayhem]

Yo también me he unido a la legión de los muertos. Pues ha sido Pathetic Bill de nuevo. Y esos dos hijos de perra que nos han pelado machete en mano son del Ramogaki Collective, un clan al que podríamos ir poniendo enterito en la lista negra.

Lo malo que tenemos en este juego es que hacemos todo lo contrario que en el Urban: allí nos esparcemos haciendo el mal de modo aislado, dificultando mucho a los enemigos que nos encuentren, y nos reunimos en fechas y lugares señalados para masacrar como manda dios. Aquí andamos siempre por los mismos sitios, más fáciles de encontrar que un mongol en una mesa redonda, y no hemos hecho ningún ataque conjunto a nuestros enemigos, aparte de alguna escaramuza aislada de "he dejado a fulano a 10".

Deberíamos ir cambiando eso.

Podríamos empezar dando con el escondite de los Ramogaki para quedar un día estando todos con una buena cantidad de APs y empalarlos vivos. Pathetic Bill me parece que va a ser más chungo porque no sé si está vivo siquiera, quizá eso de los banshee wails lo haga en forma de espíritu.

PS: Grande, Yongasoo!!

[Merleneyer]

De hecho se han cargado a Hodrali y no nos puede resucitar por el momento.