Rakmogak

[poshol na]

You carve pieces off I 8 U and give thanks to the ancestors as you eat.
You feel slightly invigorated from the slabs of flesh you consume. You gain 3 XP.

Estaba en la playa al sur del poblado, donde hay bastante gente rara...

[Tarzanete]

Hacedle un nuevo ojete a Bench, y si se levanta lo volvéis a curtir a pollazos, y así hasta que se harte.
Es evidentemente un peruano; no creo que nadie llegue por primera vez al juego, se haga un personaje, mate a Phendragona e intente hacer lo mismo con Mariano Rajoy, y no se le ocurra siquiera hacer el tutorial.
Ahora mismo lo tenéis en la parte baja del ojo oriental bebiendo agüica, muy cerca del pueblo. Perdonad que no empiece yo a darle, pero entre el cursed y la resaca de los hongos me fundo todos los APs con sólo rascarme los huevos.

[mayhem]

Dejad a los peruanos de nuestros enemigos chapoteando en la mierda y emprended vuestro camino hacia Durham, coñoyá, que puede que sea la última empresa (o parte de ella) que San Poli nos ha encomendado.

Mis personajes ya van todos de camino. Gica Muresan anda cerca, mientras que a chicopHino la cosa le ha pillado en Derby y va a tardar algo así como la hostia o más.

Pero... qué bonito, qué agradable es el camino cuando uno se pone pHino! De outsiders, claro.

[poshol na]

Since your last move:
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:48)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith carves pieces off the body of Pocholoff and begins eating! (2009-06-26 06:49)
Col. Cannibal Smith carves pieces off the body of Pocholoff and begins eating! (2009-06-26 07:54)
Col. Cannibal Smith carves pieces off the body of Pocholoff and begins eating! (2009-06-26 08:56)

Si queda alguien por la isla...a mi alrededor solo veo gente extraña...seis, para ser exactos...

[Jordison]

Pues sal de la isla coño, que siempre te quedas ahí y acabas palmando mil veces.

[poshol na]

Alguien debe quedarse para defender el Batikano de las hordas de infieles...mi muñeco viajero ya está en Durham.
Por cierto, en la Medical de Durham hay 4 outsiders y 1 pirata. Si os matan de camino, no resucitéis, ya que allí son muy de quedarse en los huts, y podrían hacerse unos panchis de los buenos.

[poshol na]

Si hay alguien por la isla, un periquito gigante (miembro del ACID) está en la Hut de la misma casilla del Trading.

[poshol na]

The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:16)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:16)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:19)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:20)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-30 18:20)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:20)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-30 18:20)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:21)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:21)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:21)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:21)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 1 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:22)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. (2009-06-30 18:23)
The Great Khali attacks you with a machete for 3 damage. You die. (2009-06-30 18:23)
un periquito gigante says “Save us, Khali from pH!” (2009-06-30 18:24)

[Doctor Beaker]

Confirmo que Rakmongak está lleno de inpHieles; cerca de Hodrali había gente de la que ni había oído hablar. PetisoOrejudo se almorzó a un tal Victrinix... tenía gusto a remedio.

Edito: Y en la cueva de más al oeste de Rakmogak, están nuestros Hamigos The Great Khali, ed gein, Col Cannibal Smith y Munchies. Si alguien tiene ganas de hacerse unos rumanos...

[Tarzanete]

Si alguien tiene ganas de hacerse unos rumanos...

Vaya, ¿los rumanos son en Argentina lo que los peruanos en este estado norteafricano que tenemos aquí?