algo grande va a pasar...

[Stewie]

Gracias Avi.

Le quedan 3 Ap's a Aldapa, 15 Ap's para las 23:00.

[Alvarito]

Hola, ¿qué coño pasa?

[Prez]

Mi informe.

You are inside Blesley Mall. Trails of looted debris litter the floors and escalators. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. There is a crowd of 84 survivors gathered here. [list names]

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.46 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted CADE THIS UP NOW 27 JULY 126 bodies outside. onto a wall.

There are eight dead bodies here.
Since your last turn:

sacmorris killed 7crucifix7. (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
Curreta killed ahole316. (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)
DavidXBrunt said "Lots of zombies right outside now...and stricken survivors too." (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
Fuintur killed biglaz. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
piesfrios killed Xsploit. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Mrh?" (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
PHMilinkito killed Neuberus. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
chujquero loco killed Torvus. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
sacmorris killed josh121234. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
Fuintur killed Fyre blade. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Dr Ewsmall. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
Curreta killed Chuarcheneguer. (1 hour and 35 minutes ago)
chujquero loco killed Gus05. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
chujquero loco killed kwek kwek. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla said "Ladies and gentelman welcome to the Saint polis cult" (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
piesfrios killed Stark Senap. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
bombero pocero killed Zetabulous. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
PHerez killed Dr Robert. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
PHMilinkito killed Fire Team Charlie. (1 hour and 34 minutes ago)
bombero pocero killed Julio Kang. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
PHMilinkito killed qiggle p. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
Fary Torero killed Sagerson. (1 hour and 33 minutes ago)
Fuintur killed tom's groupie. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
sacmorris killed Walter Paisley. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
PHerez killed William Sherridan. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Dunderkuken. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
bombero pocero killed stalker15. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
Fuintur killed stalker15. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
chujquero loco killed stalker15. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
piesfrios killed boomstickmcgee. (1 hour and 32 minutes ago)
Fuintur killed StonedCthulhu. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
sacmorris killed hunterhealer. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed Faith Draconis. (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
DrBeaker killed Smithybob. (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
PHerez killed The Head. (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
tonettico killed TazFTW. (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed Val Hallen. (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
DrBeaker killed Mr Mcdefault. (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)
Policaco killed Abend Guten. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed ash williams vvx. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
Fary Torero killed Rob' Zombie. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
Jack H killed a zombie. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
PHerez killed lostnone. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
tonettico killed Seyvern. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
Cabronias killed Tag Gutten. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed Scaredy Squee. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
DrBeaker killed Doktor Schem. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed daimyoMN. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed Ernest Xavier. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
Cabronias killed Ernest Xavier. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
Geyper Mangler killed overlordlugnut. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
Jack Penagos killed Wallace2. (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla killed Thethingamabob. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Jack Penagos killed Doucy. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Geyper Mangler killed QpX ZHunter. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Jack Penagos killed Dangly. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Jack Penagos killed Cole Porter. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Policaco killed Cole Porter. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Miserable killed biffpow. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
tonettico killed iamnevergoingback. (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
Cabronias killed Cielo. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
Jack Penagos killed smalldeer. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
PHophito killed Larky Boy. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
Geyper Mangler killed The Surfing Dead. (1 hour and 24 minutes ago)
PHophito killed olclugnut. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
Fary Torero killed rez12. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
Geyper Mangler killed a zombie. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
Cabronias killed Gertrude Walton. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
PHophito killed sparky the fireman. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
PHophito killed Rhett Miller. (1 hour and 23 minutes ago)
Cabronias killed Alabaster Codify. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
26.46 MHz: "All hope is not lost for survivors, continue the fight!" (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla killed Pearls12. (1 hour and 22 minutes ago)
tenaza killed norit. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
PHerez killed Piz. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
PHophito killed Xin0niX. (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla said "Saint Poli is love and we are his lovesmachines" (1 hour and 21 minutes ago)
Geyper Mangler killed David Haze. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
PHophito killed Priest Apostate. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
PHophito killed Agaliarept. (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
Policarpo killed Det Ray Cameron. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Moosenoise. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Moosenoise. (1 hour and 19 minutes ago)
PHerez killed Caesar Salad. (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
tenaza killed RoryThorne. (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
phjubi killed ZomBkiler. (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
tenaza killed JimMcHero. (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
mollejas killed Shizune. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
phjubi killed Zombie'Flanders. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
tenaza killed Spiffulous. (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)
tenaza killed Johnny Diablo. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
phjubi killed 13 zombles. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
mollejas killed Cleric Jenson. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
mollejas killed gunner2. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
26.46 MHz: "Never give up, never surrender!" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
rapinhador killed rangerchip. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
rapinhador killed Bruce Rogers. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
UstedNecesita1Enema killed Kiezzel. (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla said "Prez !!! ese vestido de flores lo he visto yo primero" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
rapinhador killed Stinko Man. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
phmiliko killed Nagi Mahori. (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
phmiliko killed Bobble McPhee. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)
SLK killed deadlander. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)
rapinhador killed Ryouji. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)
phmiliko killed anderoo. (1 hour and 13 minutes ago)
phmiliko killed MEMNON. (1 hour and 12 minutes ago)
rapinhador killed Zemo McCraken. (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla said "El Santo me ha elegido para sanaros bastardos!!!" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
SLK killed Dirk Daggers. (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
bigmac2525 killed a zombie. (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
Trocio Durcale killed dj917. (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
morico killed BlackCatXIII. (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
phzombi killed Ryan Stolls. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
SLK killed McKain. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
phzombi killed dualfire. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
Trocio Durcale killed Catteal. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
bigmac2525 killed SLK. (1 hour and 9 minutes ago)
Capt San killed a zombie. (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
Trocio Durcale killed Dalner. (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
phzombi killed Reverend Ted. (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
morico killed starboyz. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
bigmac2525 killed rapinhador. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
bigmac2525 said "Damned Pkers..." (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
Trocio Durcale killed raj samtani. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
phzombi killed Jud Grigori. (1 hour and 7 minutes ago)
phzombi killed Calamaro Joe. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
phzombi killed ralphmouth. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
matachin killed Ausare. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
Vashka killed morico. (1 hour and 4 minutes ago)
phzombi killed Smooth Jack Jr. (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
Deezel Nozzel killed a zombie. (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
phzombi killed Clopper. (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
Piltrafilla said "Oferta en pañuelos de papel en la sección de Drugstore. Descuento del 10% para los PH" (1 hour and 2 minutes ago)
Policarpo killed Tk time. (1 hour and 1 minute ago)
matachin killed Wyldwolf. (exactly 1 hour ago)
aldapa killed Regular Man. (59 minutes ago)
matachin killed Adness. (59 minutes ago)
matachin killed Mek Quake. (59 minutes ago)
moricochico said "I realise San Poli is not the prophet, is our good in this unfaithful land of sinners. None of you would ever understand how much love is in his heart. The last CAMION DEL TAPICERO HA LLEGADO A SU LOCALIDAD! HOS HAMO HAMIGOS!" (58 minutes ago)
moricochico killed blisters. (57 minutes ago)
moricochico killed Ohhnoes. (56 minutes ago)
moricochico killed Marked Grimes. (55 minutes ago)
phzumbao killed T4E. (55 minutes ago)
Bobby The Rookie killed a zombie. (52 minutes ago)
Curreta pH killed Dr Beer. (51 minutes ago)
mollejas killed Billy Dunn. (51 minutes ago)
Dolordebarriga killed RennisZotorman. (51 minutes ago)
Curreta pH killed Billy Dunn. (51 minutes ago)
acesleiter killed scienide09. (47 minutes ago)
Curreta pH killed honziiq. (45 minutes ago)
acesleiter said "How happy when they told me, let's go to the house of Saint Poli. They are under our feet your pretty land CAMION DEL TAPICERO SEÑORA HA LLEGADO A SU LOCALIDAD!. Bastards hoy rien MAÑANA LLORARAN!" (44 minutes ago)
26.46 MHz: "PH (PKing gang) on a killing spree in SW corner." (43 minutes ago)
Lenyador1 killed Dr V4mp. (43 minutes ago)
Lenyador1 killed Xars. (42 minutes ago)
Curreta pH killed Matt heimbach. (39 minutes ago)
Curreta pH killed Nondead Avenger. (39 minutes ago)
Pescadilla killed Nondead Avenger. (39 minutes ago)
Valantine said "The malton Defense corporation is currently here at the mall! anyone interested in joining us and helping us hold this mall go to - http://z6.invisionfree.com/Malton_Defense_Corp - Open to anyone of any level who can enjoy a good laugh" (38 minutes ago)
Al Penagos said "CON EL PITO NOS LOS FOLLAMOS, BIBA SAN POLI, BIBA LA PALABRA DE BENITO FLORO. GOD BLESS BOLLILANDIA!!!" (37 minutes ago)
PHophito said "PH PHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPHPH" (36 minutes ago)
aldapa said "A POR ELLOS, OOOOOEEEEE A POR ELLOOOOS OOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEE" (36 minutes ago)
phjubi said "San Poli es amor, y PH lo reparte... eso fue todo amigos!" (35 minutes ago)
phzombi said "GORA ST.POLI DIAZ GUEROS CABRONES! Y que vivan las treguas-trampa!" (33 minutes ago)
Stan Manslaw killed moricochico. (32 minutes ago)
Stan Manslaw said "Habla this, you zerging PKer dickweed." (31 minutes ago)
Stan Manslaw killed phzombi. (30 minutes ago)
26.46 MHz: "Blesley evaced before the Mall Tour got to it; I was there." (22 minutes ago)
Skiphilin killed Javier von Skunk. (13 minutes ago)
Skiphilin killed pye wacket. (12 minutes ago)
Skiphilin killed Griffin Cabot. (11 minutes ago)
Skiphilin killed Dethestius. (9 minutes ago)
Stebanzin killed Bill O Wally. (6 minutes ago)
Stebanzin killed craftypants. (5 minutes ago)
Stebanzin killed ShinyThings. (4 minutes ago)
Stebanzin killed mustang76245. (3 minutes ago)

[jubilao]

Sigue 'la fiesta'

# Stebanzin killed mustang76245. (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)

...

# YABADABADOO said "7 Z's outside this corner of the mall!!!" (1 hour and 10 minutes ago)
# Steban Philomeno killed johnnylima. (1 hour and 8 minutes ago)
# Ollie Barton said "Geyper you pking bastard....." (24 minutes ago)
# Bruce Rogers said "Geyper just pked me... 2 hours ago" (20 minutes ago)
# Bruce Rogers killed Geyper Mangler. (18 minutes ago)
# DCzski killed phzumbao. (3 minutes ago)
# 26.46 MHz: "people have to learn to stop fucking overbarricading" (3 minutes ago)
# DCzski killed Curreta. (1 minute ago)
# Anime Princess GoGo said "chujquero loco, no hablo su lingua. Pero yo se puede ayuda usted con un fak! *un smile mas grande*"

[Dolordebarriga]

Un poquico más:

* CharltonUK broadcast "Lots of PH in Blesley Mall SW corner--Most at half strength" from here, on 26.46 MHz. (37 minutes ago)
* Dreak said "Lots of PKers right here. most of 'em PHers. http://ud-malton.info/PK_list.cgi" (36 minutes ago)
* Dreak killed Steban Philomeno. (35 minutes ago)
* BenDeroy killed Dreak. (34 minutes ago)
* BenDeroy said "Por mamon" (34 minutes ago)
* BenDeroy said "Dont mess with the gloy oh St. Poly, wankers" (34 minutes ago)
* TomDeWaay killed a zombie. (29 minutes ago)
* A zombie killed Skiphilin. (28 minutes ago)
* A zombie said "Mrh?" (28 minutes ago)
* AudioPhil said "this is for makin' me reload..." (28 minutes ago)

[Dolordebarriga]

Radiando desde el Blesley Mall:

You broadcast "Saint Poly loves Malton and the Blesley Mall" on 26.46 MHz.

You broadcast "volveremos pinches gringos cabrones. SanPoli 1 Chuk Norris 0" on 26.46 MHz.

You broadcast "San Poli is Love, Malton is love We are the lovesmachines" on 26.46 MHz.

[tonetti]

Captura completa hasta esta mañana.

Cuidaíco con romperse un tendón dandole al scroll!







145 inphieles muertos según mi conteo

[jubilao]

En un ambiente de cordialidad y camaradería, el PH demostró esta vez ser un EQUIPO, y no depender en absoluto de las individualidades. A pesar del contratiempo de su máxima estrella especializada en masacres y padre del plan, el gran Narrador, el PH se mostró en todo momento como un bloque compacto, y apenas se apreciaron las típicas bruitreadas, más propias de cuando la XP era un bien preciado. Así pues, y aunque no tiene la menor importancia, adjunto la clasificación de goleadores de la jornada, más que nada por curiosidad, porque es más fácil de repasar (cada uno sus moñacos), y porque me sale de los cojones (tanta faena hay que amortizarla como sea, cojones, igual me hago ese poster para la habitación!)


Curreta - 3
sacmorris - 4
Fuintur - 5
piesfrios - 3
PHMilinkito - 3
chujquero loco - 4
bombero pocero - 3
PHerez - 6
Fary torero - 3
phzumbao - 7
DrBeaker - 3
tonettico - 3
Policaco - 2
Cabronias - 5
Jack Penagos - 5
Geyper Mangler - 4 y un zombie
Piltrafilla - 2
Miserable - 1
PHophito - 7
tenaza - 5
Policarpo - 2
phjubi - 3
mollejas - 3
rapinhador - 5
ustednecesitaunenema - 1
phmiliko - 4
SLK - 3
Trocio Durcale - 3
morico - 2
phzombi - 8
matachin - 4
aldapa - 1
moricochico - 3
Curreta pH - 5
Dolordebarriga - 1
mollejas - 1
acesleiter - 1
Lenyador1 - 2
Pescadilla - 1
Skiphilin - 4
Stebanzin - 4
Steban Philomeno - 1
BenDeroy - 1

'A zombie' - 4

Me salen 145 y un zombie (ejem!). Las muertes dobles se las apunto a los dos, que por algo son dobles, y puede haber errores porque he contado 'a pelo' a partir de la imagen, pero así es más fácil de corregir (si el que manejó cada moñaco ve que su contador está erroneo, que lo casque, plis).

[Dolordebarriga]

¿ Va para el wiki esto?

Vuestro, uehhhhhhhhhhhh;

Dolordebarriga

[Chiflágoras]

Pues sí que habría que reclamar la autoría de la putadica porque en la página de Gulsonside no pone nada y en la del Blesley Mall esto:

July 26th, 2006 Blesley Mall has suffered a break-in with at least 32 fatalities. Necrotech staff will be on hand to revive those unfortunate enough to be killed. Anyone with Necrotech skills high enough is asked to contribute. It seems like a small coordinated attack for the moment, but it is unknown if it is indicative of a larger horde. UPDATE: At the moment, there are 168 dead bodies outside of the SW corner of Blesley Mall. This could be a very dangerous situation. --Stickman 03:09, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Ya de paso podíamos pedir disculpas y decir que la culpa fue del garrafón.